Post by BRANDON RICHARD STEELE on Oct 9, 2011 18:13:29 GMT -5
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So, I decided to start one of these blog things... why? because I'm fucking hilarious, that's why. I don't want to forget all the funny shit that happens to me, and I figure with everything going on, it's best I just write it down.
There's this one MILF at school, her name's harley. she's so fucking hot. I don't even know, man. I want to get all up on that, but she's like the only woman like creature on the earth who's turned me down before, so I'm not sure where I need to go with that. I still try to get in her pants from time to time, and I will keep trying, but it's getting tedious. Tedious. Did I use that word right? I learned it from that one kid... what's his name, Sheldon? He's this dorky-ass kid in my calculus class with his pants up to his nipples and shirt tucked in, and this faggot wears a tie EVERYDAY. I thought these kids disappeared after high school, but I guess fuckin' not.
So, this year has been pretty good so far. There's this one kid in my frat, he's pledging, and his name is Jayden. This kid is awesome. So far we're "bro"s and it's just fucking awesome. He's into football and that's basically all we talked about. Oh, and will ferrell. I love that guy, and I'm happy to talk about him... but he was kinda... i dont know how to put it. Obsessed I guess. haha. all of his tweets are like.. directed at him! or this "jamesrunikid" person. i dont know who that is, and don't really care enough to find out.
I really want to eat something. There's nothing around the goddamn house anymore, I swear. Maybe aiden eats it all while I'm at practice because there's no motherfucking food stealing gremlin, no matter how much he might tell me there is. You'd think the kid I've pounded his entire life for taking my food would know that you do not mess with Brandon and his food. Ever. Ever never never.
I'm going to kill this asshole.
